me; mum can i go to the cinema this weekend?
mum; sure, what are you going to see?
me; 17 again with emma
mum; why do you want to see it again?
she was being utterly serious here! i laughed so hard!

emma; bloody cow
me; do they have cows in australia?
emma; i assume so
me; oh, we should go find out
we had been talking about a gorgeous australian girl we are jelous of

emma; i can't breathe
me; really? why not
emma; yes. did i spell breathe right?
me; you can't breath and you're worrying about spelling? and yes, you did
emma; yes. really? it doesn't look right
me; it is. why are you still worrying about that? why aren't you dead?
emma; i'm special
me; yeh you're special alright :L
it was roughly along those lines anyway, it was a long time ago and i can't remember the exact words